Laws to live by
(Live by the law Jones)
~ If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
~ When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
~ Never get into fights with ugly people; they have nothing to lose.
~ When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
~ Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
~ Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
~ People are always available for work in the past tense.
~ In any organization, there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.
~ The first myth of management is that it exists.
~ For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.