Not As Stupid As The Name Implies...
(Breaking Out The Wallet Jones)
On first impression, if I told you to go visit the Stupid.com web site, you'd think I was commenting on your mental capabilities... But in reality, you might enjoy a trip to Stupid.com... After all, it's "The internet's best source of Stupid Gifts, Stupid Toys, Stupid Candy, and pointless useless, weird, and funny stuff..." And they mean it... For example:
- Instant Irish Accent Mouth Spray - Even if you don't buy it, the info page may give you ideas for the next time you get called for a deposition...
- Bad Movie Night Kit - Not only do you get a DVD with a "classic" (used ever so loosely) cult classic double feature (such as Indestructible Man and The Brain That Wouldn't Die), a genuine popcorn tub, 4 popcorn bags, popcord, Jujubes, twizzlers, 2 genuine theater cups, and (just in case) an authentic barf bag!
- A Chalk Mug - a ceramic mug with a chalkboard surface so you can write any message you want on the side of it!
- Tootsie Roll Pop Lick-o-meter - now you can finally find out just how many licks it takes to get to the center!
(Explaining this to the Wife is going to be very hard... "You spent how much money? And you admit it was Stupid?" Yeah, this is going to be difficult...)