# Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
# Nice parachute. Never opened. Used once.
# Nordic Track $300. Hardly used. Call Chubby.
# Open house: Body shapers toning salon. Free coffee and doughnuts.
# Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
# Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
# Snowblower for sale. Only used on snowy days.
# Stock up and save. Limit one.
# Vacation Special: Have your home exterminated.
# Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
# And now, the Superstore — unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
# Christmas tag-sale: Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
# Dog for sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.
# Georgia Peaches, California grown.
# For Sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica 45 Volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

Semi-annual after-Christmas Sale, eh? Must be for those Christmas in July sales!

(Me on 1/14/2004 7:33:00 PM)