Falling Off The Wagon Is As Easy As Swimming In This Lake...
(Teetotaler Jones)
Folks in the Wielkopolska province of Poland may first have thought something was odd about Lake Bracholinskie when the ducks waddled a little more than usual... Or maybe it was the number of people saying they felt like a little exercise and swimming sounded like a good idea... Regardless, once word got around that the clear liquid in the lake may not be water, people started coming to the lakeshore in droves! And all because a local distiller suffed an environmental accident: and accident that dumped large quantities of vodka directly into the lake! Chemist Robert Wilczynski tested the waters and determined the lake was 60 proof! "Our alcohol measuring equipment is not wrong," he said... "It recorded a level of 30%..." And while many welcome the change to the local parks, Genowefa Licha, a 76-year-old who lives near the lake, is less than pleased, saying "If God does not help us, everyone in the neighbourhood will be stinky drunkards and only a hole will be left on the site of our lovely lake..."
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