Realistic State Mottos
(Traveling Jones)
Kentucky recently selected a new State Logo. The governor placed four options on the state web site and let folks vote on the one they liked best. The winner is 'Kentucky - Unbridled Spirit."
"What if other states were going to let people VOTE on THEIR state logo?"
*** REALISTIC STATE MOTTOS ***
Alabama: At least you're not in Mississippi.
Alaska: Colder than a polar bear's patoot.
Arkansas: Send us your contributions, we'll send you our Bill...
California: Hey, with this many of us, we can make anything legal!
Colorado: Mountains, what mountains?
Delaware: Parking for Dupont employees only.
Florida: Give me your sick, your old, your rich retirees...
Florida: Roadside Fruit Stand Capital of the World
Florida: Beaches and Disneyworld with not much in between
Georgia: Home of the Best Florida/California Peaches you ever tasted.
Hawaii: Try our lei-away program.
Idaho: And don't even joke about the &%$#)%^ potatoes!
Illinois: Chicago, then Not Much South of I-80
Indiana: Hoosier Buddy?
Iowa: Even more of not much to look at than Nebraska.
Kansas: Toto isn't here anymore.
Louisiana: Pretty Boring except for Mardi Gras
Maine: Home of the "other" Portland
Maryland: The best place to get crabs.
Massachusetts: Taxus Por Un Fortunat Bums.
Michigan: Where cars used to come from.
Minnesota: Where the Mosquito is our State Bird
Mississippi: Elvis was born here, but heck, even HE left.
Missouri: We love company...Any company.
Montana: More Cows than people, guaranteed.
Nebraska: Not much to look at, but we sure have a lot of it.
Nevada: Two to one you'll be back!
New Hampshire: There's no HAM in New Hampshire
New Jersey: Waste not ... send it here instead.
New Mexico: One or two emigrants away from being annexed by Old Mexico.
New York: Not a lot of Apples, but we do have one BIG one.
North Carolina: Furniture out the wazoo.
North Dakota: Where the Telephone Pole is our State Tree.
Ohio: The pillow state -- round on both ends, hi in the middle and full of fluff.
Oklahoma: Rather Sooner than Later.
Pennsylvania: Where Steel used to come from.
South Carolina: Settled by prisoners, what do you expect.
South Dakota: To rent this space call 1-800-SEE-COWS.
Tennessee: To stay here, you'd HAVE to be a Volunteer!
Texas: 13 Hours of dust from Texarkana to El Paso (815 Miles)
Utah: Fry Sauce Capital of the World
Virginia: One of just 49 states greater than Texas
Washington: If we'd meant DC, we'd have said DC.
West Virginia: Well, it sounded better than Eastern Ohio...
Wisconsin: Wear cheese or die.
Wyoming: More elk than people, but not much traffic.
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