According to a Jan. 7 Reuters story, a British man has been sent to jail for three years for repeatedly stabbing a long-lost best friend he had traced via the popular "Friends Reunited" Web site. The 27-year-old man nearly killed his old friend when he stabbed him seven times in a drunken rage.

Fortunately, the man immediately became full of remorse, called an ambulance and his friend was rushed to a hospital. Doctors said it was a miracle he had survived a stab wound to the heart.

Amazingly enough, the victim says he still wants to be buddies.

I wonder if one of those wounds was to his head?
Lesson learned: If an old friend visits, hide the knives.