School officials had to close the Parini school, in Milan, Italy, last week due to a flood... This week they learned the cause of the flood: four teenagers who did not want to take a test in ancient Greek class! Apparently the three girls and one boy (ages 16 & 17) snuck into the school last weekend, blocked drains in a bathroom, and turned on all the washbasin taps... The flood caused over 500,000 Euros (over $630,000 U.S.) in damage to the oldest state school in Italy... Now the teens are being investigated for aggravated vandalism, breaking and entering, and causing a disruption to public services... No word on if they still had to take the Greek test...

(Apparently a fake [cough] cold was too easy...)