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Thief Tries To Steal Some Bread One Too Many Times...
(Clean Record Jones)

From the Truth-Is-Stranger-Than-Fiction Dept.

Police in the Czech Republic recently caught a long-wanted criminal... They caught him due to his recurring need to steal more bread... Not bread $$ - the bread you eat! Specifically fresh rolls... Apparently the man had spent many months hiding out in a shack deep in the forests of the Czech Republic, but kept sneaking back into town in the wee hours of the morning right after the bakers' vans had dropped off their deliveries... Then he would steal a few rolls here, a few rolls there, just enough not to cause the shop owners to report them missing... And this went on for months until employees noticed the recurring visitor and called police... And even then he almost got away with it - the police officer who spent the night hiding was so cramped from the night's vigil he couldn't catch up with the thief when he dashed off... But the police were smarter than the thief - they got him the next time he came after more rolls!

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